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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

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Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Creepy

By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

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Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By grossuncle - 25/02/2010 17:44 - United States

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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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Top comments

tounces7 27

Monday 16 December 2019 2:26

Your uncle watching **** your boyfriend made? Which part of the deep south do you live in?

Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

Sunday 15 December 2019 22:24

What a rollercoaster.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 December 2019 20:41

Friends can make **** movies. I wouldn't be surprised if the people in them didn't even like each other very much. ACTING!!!!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 16 December 2019 3:42

Just like Zack and Miri Make A Porno, but without the shitty Hollywood ending.

Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

Sunday 15 December 2019 22:24

What a rollercoaster.

tounces7 27

Monday 16 December 2019 2:26

Your uncle watching **** your boyfriend made? Which part of the deep south do you live in?

fullacrapallofyou 14

Tuesday 17 December 2019 8:24

What utter bullshit

youstupidfuckingidiot 5

Tuesday 17 December 2019 22:38

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