By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
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Palirose 22

You should have came out and said, "with that attitude it makes me wonder how you still have patients coming to see you" then promptly left.

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HeyArnold91 8

Should have replied "No complaints from my husband".

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xminixlovex 6

gosh, its a wonder how he still havent gotten complaints from anyone.

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amifaiyaz 12

Well, considering he's a gyno, it must be pretty bad, OP... try cleaning yourself up more.

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Isoldael 27

Nothing says this FML was about her not being clean. It could have been anatomically (e.g. OP being very tight) or something not even ****** related.

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SirCharles83 13

Yea, us guys really hate those tight vaginas.

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Isoldael 27

I'm not talking about the pleasurable kind of tight. I'm talking about "can't fit anything" kind of tight. It just came to mind after watching a documentary about special medical conditions in which a woman actually needed surgery down there cause even her period fluids couldn't pass through normally.

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ilovefall10 21

Could it be that he might of been talking about another person? Just throwing it out there.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Does it have teeth or something? As long as your husband is happy I say find a new doctor and don't dwell on it.

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divadevon 0

I wouldn't expose anyone else to its horribleness, make that jackass suffer for thinking his thoughts out loud and in a hurtful manner! Be his most loyal and punctual patient!

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Ugi 26

Can he really be referring to "downstairs"? Surely if you are in a bad way down there, it's much more likely to be due to childbirth etc, which is likely to have come _after_ you found a partner rather than before! Are you sure you weren't just a bitch to him? In any case, he should realise that you can hear and what he said was highly unprofessional.

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c2keeme 7

That's what I was thinking too. Just because its a gyno doesn't mean he was referring to her lady parts. She could have been ugly or smelly as a whole or just a terrible attitude.

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narrowords 18

OP never said her doctor was a male. Just saying. It could have been a catty female.

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DreBeezy 9

Telling "HIS" assistant.

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titibug823 11

Actually she did specify when she said "I heard HIM tell HIS assistant"

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severe_fml 3

I bet your sandwiches are extra meaty, aren't they?

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ShyAnn29 14

It is possible that the doctor was talking about someone else, unless OP heard her name.

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cynical4life 4

Ofcourse it is.. Quite a few people have a insecurity complex and assume that anything they overhear negative MUST be directed at them.

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ShyAnn29 14

76, that's very true, I had that problem in middle school

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Enslaved 36

Wow! That was incredibly rude of him. Very unprofessional. But at the same time, I'm wondering what caused him to say such a thing? :P However, if I were you, I would definitely let him know that you heard him talking about you.

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