Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to...

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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I'm not that old!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

Friday 23 August 2013 8:48

There are always people at those reunions trying to feel better about themselves, so don't take it to heart. as long a you are happy with yourself, what does it matter?

skitzymew 19

Friday 23 August 2013 9:04

Everyone is beautiful in their own way! Most people can't accept that inner beauty is more important. You can be sexy as **** on the outside, but if you're a bitch with no heart, who's really going to stick around?

Comments

fabforever 10

Friday 23 August 2013 10:57

Why is everyone saying I'm bringing sexy back I'm right here I never left!?

sk3p71k 13

Friday 23 August 2013 11:01

probably means shes less than happy about how shes aged herself. either way just kick her ass, she deserves it. rude bitch...

pdp_fml 21

Friday 23 August 2013 13:30

Come back with a punch in the nose.

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 23 August 2013 13:43

I hope you followed with "wow, you got even bitchier!"

Hutch1965 6

Friday 23 August 2013 14:39

Apparently, your former classmate hasn't matured since high school.I am sure you are still pretty, and he or she is still a an asshole.

vinayj009 5

Friday 23 August 2013 14:42

Trust me, she's just jealous.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 23 August 2013 14:59

Things change....like she needs some glasses to see you right...

demiurgent 10

Friday 23 August 2013 15:03

For some people, unfortunately, a reunion is supposed to magically turn themselves and those around them back into who they were at 17. Showing up to a reunion while stubbornly insisting on remaining your proper age reflecting your life experiences instead of being exactly who you were the day of commencement was sadly more than your ex-classmate could bear.