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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By me:( - 16/07/2013 23:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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JSylvestre 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

I'd start raising hell right there and storm into that office.

rangermedic77 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

Caught

Comments

Blanca781720 5

Monday 31 October 2011 23:50

If that were me, I would have thrown the lunch at them after I call the people from Cheaters.

iMarris 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:02

Aoch..

bad_medicine 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:26

I'd have gone in and kicked her ass!!! Divorce the bastard!!

Jaws1240 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:05

And this is when you walk in with a camera crew from "Cheaters"

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:19

Just do what the hipsters would do and I believe they call it whooping that trick

VDubbGrrl 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:11

Deal breaker. Shut it down.

krittle74 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:15

And then what happened?

darkdestroyer61 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 23:28

Aww hell naw

sneakymcpothead 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 9:16

Only in Alberta this would happen funny shit though oil city bitches !! :)

awesomelikethat 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:04

Woah that must have been a nice scene to watch. Did you go in and make it all awkward for him?

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