Profanity isn't necessary, dammit. If this was a stranger then that seems like an inappropriate response either way. I don't really know how to vote this one

You heard 13, OP. Stop ******* cursing!

I've heard parents say that to their kids, and then wonder why the children have a problem with profanity.

can we all stop swearing for **** sake!

no **** you

Why the **** is everyone swearing!

#13 is an idiot. Said "profanity isn't necessary, dammit" well isn't that profanity?

You are some genius.

Curses are profanity Hell,Damn, crap aren't curses

**** that Shit

I think Clerks 2 has you beat for ***********... I mean interspecies erotica...

Do as they say not as they do. Really though OP if you can't say love animals without saying **** eh.. you might want to reconsider your vocabulary.

**** that, profanity is a sentence enhancer!

That's the joke dumbass

Why the **** are all you ****** people swearing! Holy ****

Actually they are! Profanity is any religious-based imprecatory word e.g. Hell, damn, Gorblimey, etc. ("Damn", by the way, is the sincere wish that the person or object be consigned to everlasting torment under the eternal displeasure of God.) Obscenity is any scatological or physiological-based imprecatory word, e.g. ****, shit, dick, etc. Curses are any wish for misfortune to befall the target of one's imprecations. Words like crap and darn and heck are Bowdlerized "child-safe" versions of profanities and obscenities. In the context of the FML, of course, "*******" is used as a verbal intensifier akin to "truly" or "dearly", only more obscene. If you don't know what "imprecation" and "imprecatory" mean, the dictionary is your friend and can expand your vocabulary to the point where "*******" is not the only verbal intensifier you know!

126- If you think "heck" is "child safe"... You should probably know it was originally meant to be a cross between "hell" and "****."

Too long #126, won't read.

Unless OP actually enjoys ******* animals I'm not sure how that's a Freudian slip

I think that was the point of the joke

He loves his bitches...

Sorry just saw #4

Thanks #45 it was meant to be a joke. In all my years on the internet I have still yet to find a way to accurately portray my sarcasm through simple text..

Yeah, someone should invent some sarcasm mark which we can use at the end of our sentences.

I might just have to buy a new keyboard if that happens..

#82 husband and I thought the same thing. We decided that this face :/ At the end if a text means sarcasm for us. Really helps us anyway. Someone definitely should start a universal sign for sarcasm in text.

**** that, if they're too stupid to pick up on sarcasm they're too stupid to enjoy the joke.

My friend and I many years ago used to say "S" at the end of the sentence if it was sarcasm. Similar!

Yea, but I'm willing to bet OP's "i ride ponies" t-shirt didn't help the situation.

What about his T-shirt that reads: "I come here to get drunk and **** bitches"?

I remember that shirt. That's the one that said "doggy style" on the back right? We need to take OP shopping for a new wardrobe. That'll clear up the misunderstandings.

A chiweenie?

indeed

The kind of mix up that would end up in him staying away from my dog for awhile hah

Those types of people get sent to the doghouse.

maybe someone will throw him a bone..

he can make his own

seriously??

#48 Seriously.