Animals: Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery....

By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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Good boy

By Chyna - 04/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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You deserved it 18 325

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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Sunday 17 October 2010 16:21

YDI because you're a retard.

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

your dog probably hit the lock button.

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bankrupt 15

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:09

Congratulations! You can now look in your window and watch the dog shit, piss and barf all over your car and chew anything inside to bits. YDI for even owning one of those vile things in the first place.

AlvaTheStarvingA 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:14

That dog is evil. It likes to watch you walk around your vehicle like a stupid lion. It'll drive off soon if you don't unlock the car.

BelleElle_fml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:17

F*ck your dog's life for having a dumbass for an owner.

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:36

dogs die in hot cars :/

imperfect14 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:55

poor little doggy :( you need to be more careful.

lovelyliz916 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 18:50

Aww poor doggy, I hope you made her a sammich to make her feel better. (:

Knc123 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 18:58

Poor doggy!

PeteElMalo 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 18:58

F your dog's L

bedburgular 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:03

how did you manage that?

Lolzords 11

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:06

Somehow, apparantly.

lancome_fml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:32

She's got to be blond!!!

snizzlesnuzzle 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:01

I hope you got your dog out. animal abuser!

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Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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Same thing different taste

Good boy

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