Lol "HELL YEA I DID THAT SHIT!"

What the hell is snarting!!!??? Is that like farting while you're snorting cocaine? Cause I don't what to mess up the high or waste precious stuff.

Ya booger sugar is expensive now a days.

Well I don't know about that, but OP is some kind of badass. Even when it's just a cold for me, there's no way I'm doing anything productive that day.

41! I hope that is sarcasm, but in which case. Some people snort when they laugh. Like Urkel from family matters.

21-thank you. I just had to excuse myself out of class from laughing my ass off. I was reading with the class while (trying to sneak reading fml) and yeah laughed my ass off. Thank you lol

I'm with 2! Everyone farts. It was an accident. If I was the Original Poster I'd laugh it off. Oh, but I'm a girl. So, according to this site, I don't fart, shit, burp, poop, or any other bodily function that all humans do.

Solid plan, #3. Personally, I voted YDI for trying to hold the sneeze in. Why not just let it fly free?

I put YDI for going out with the flu.. And the sneeze but mostly the flu

73 - OP says it was a mild cold. The flu is much worse than that.

What are you talking about..

I think s/he was trying to be clever, thinking of the last two sentences. However, s/he failed.

Since when does "loud" mean "silent?"

I get you, 4. You were just saying that OP's last two words were superfluous. Why you didn't just say that is beyond me.

Seriously I thought this FML was going to end with "I shit myself in front of my boyfriend and his parents."

Me too.

True. Everyone farts

Omg I love inuyasha. Btw I can't pm

74- seriously, I have no idea what you just said. Please type words!!

It's sad that we're so embarrassed of our natural body processes.

It's happened to me before while trying to hold in a sneeze.

Maybe?

Possibly. Am I doing this right?

Yes.

Definitely

Perdix, you're usually pretty sharp, but you have failed.

#15, it's too early to tell. Check back in 2-3 weeks to see if the bf and his family got the flu from the OP.

I'm really not seeing much fail in the comment. Enlighten us #15.

I think the fail was that the flu doesn't cause vomiting.

#63, of course it does, that's one sure sign you have the flu and not just a bad cold.

It can cause vomiting, but that's not a frequent symptom (excepted with children). If you are vomiting, you probably have gastroenteritis, which can cause fever and headaches, but mostly vomiting and diarrhea. The difference between the flu and a simple cold is the presence of fever, muscle pain, headaches, and the fact that you are feeling weak (to the point where you are sometimes barely able to walk). Also, you sleep a lot. It's best not to mix them up, as you don't treat them with the same medication.

I'm assuming #15 is talking about Perdix failing to use contraction on the second part of his second statement. It should be fart's, or if you'd prefer, fart is.

Maybe if she did that combo everyone wouldn't have heard the fart.

Ah yes. The ninja stealth fart, covered up with a sneeze misdirection. Well done, batman.

Or she could have done a backflip lmao

"Justice!"