By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's an insane amount of bad luck within 5 seconds.

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perdix 29

And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .

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megamandude455 10

Bad Luck Catherine

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xlord 27

Hey even Sherlock had to settle for a couple of easy cases in between all the crazy ones!!!!!

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GoingToBeAPilot1 6

Great attempt for first.

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val_159 1

Ouchouchouch that must have hurt! D:

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uJelly24 1

Did you figure that out all by yourself?

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Maddidaddi 0

Omg. I'm so sorry op.

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manyourlifesucks 0

Little overemotional there eh? ^

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onlychildFTW 33

I hope you really started pulling to get your finger free. That would be the only way. But ouch. I've had my finger caught in a door once. ONLY ONCE. I now never put my finger near door frames anymore. At least you leaned a lesson. "door frame + finger = pain". I hope you don't lose your nail either. Losing a nail looks gross for awhile.

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metalwolf 17

I have only stuck my finger in a door once as well. Car doors can be brutal to little kids who are not paying attention. I have a nice scar on my finger from the stitches.

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tellithowitis 13

I closed a door on my toe once, and it pulled my toe nail off... Its been 7 months and still has not grown completely back. Gross

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chris36taylor 2

Hurts my finger just thinking about it

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matty_4007 0

AND, even with your mangled fingers, you managed to type this FML. Congratulations.

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perdix 29

And, then, it began to rain. And, then, a bum peed on you. And, then, a pack of hungry wolves descended on you. . .

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The_Hitdude 12

...and then, she got stung by a wasp.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

...and then Billy appeared and said, "Hello, Catherine, I'd like to play a game..."

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Raath00 7

....and then Loki's alien invasion started right in front of you.

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lopsop 12

And they all lived happily ever after. The end

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dinkumdave 0

I had a similar experience except my keys were in the opposite pocket and I had to ask an elderly lady to retrieve them

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cayytee 0

you forgot to add that you ignored the other people that went by just so you could ask the old lady ; )

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