Kids: Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple... - FML

By AceGeek - 22/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML

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AceGeek 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:36

It was a midnight showing of Captain America. I was not going to bitch them out, because I am not absolutely rude. I was trying to show respect for mothers that have to take care of a child. I am just disappointed that I could not hear the dialogue. Yes, I did get a refund after I explained the situation, and I am going to go see it tomorrow. Hope that clears it up.

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lalala2589 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:52

I will never understand why people think it's a good idea to bring a baby into the movies.

jellybeans4833 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:52

I would have said SHUT YOUR DAMN CHILDS MOUTH -_-

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13garoni 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:55

wow an actuall fml that is believable and not fake and gay

v_jean 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 20:42

whatever happened to common courtesy? people need to leave their noisy kids at home.

blondebutterfly8 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 20:51

Give the lady a break! She needed to get out and finding a babysitter for 5 infants is like finding a needle in a haystack

kialuvsyoo 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:04

Wow, this is why they should prohibit people from bring infants to theaters- as well as planes. It just ruins it for the other paying customers.

summerdayze 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:18

you should call the theater & complain. you should at least be able to get free tickets.

sickandsexified 7

Monday 25 July 2011 0:13

really they shouldn't take their babies to a movie, but you should have just walked out and asked for a refund.

sickandsexified 7

Monday 25 July 2011 0:16

or just see it at the next showing.

lulzmylife 4

Monday 25 July 2011 3:32

Man, that utterly blows. People who bring small children to movies should be curbstomped. Seriously, how completely rude and self-centered can you get? People are paying good money (and a lot of it, given the prices of movie tickets these days) to watch the freakin' film, not listen to your brats screaming their heads off.

canucks92 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:14

should have moved right away

fuzzyllama7 0

Monday 25 July 2011 7:02

uve been waiting months to watch a movie that is appropriate for babies? :P

Thebluesteel1 3

Monday 25 July 2011 8:13

And you didn't raise hell with the theater staff wtf

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