Health: Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation...

By ultraattitude - 14/06/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

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By chuffberry - 19/04/2016 13:39 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

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By WtfDidIPayYouForThen - 02/06/2013 10:53 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I asked my dermatologist why my acne has been getting worse, despite following her directions and spending hundreds of dollars on medicine. She just shrugged and told me they can't actually cure my acne. However, they can prescribe me a bunch of stuff and hope one works. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By Stepheroni - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By Username - 24/11/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

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By PlagueFace - 17/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dentist kept staring at me with a worried expression while working on me. Concerned that something was wrong with my teeth, I asked her what was the matter. She replied, "I'm not a dermatologist, but you should go to a doctor, I think you have staph." She was referring to my acne. FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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beautifulbeau 4

Friday 15 June 2012 0:36

What a bitch.

im_too_pro 2

Friday 15 June 2012 0:36

Puberty's a bitch. But honesty is a bitch as well

Comments

Isa_fml 20

Monday 18 June 2012 3:42

That was mean. :( I hope you can find something that helps your skin. Good luck!

Albarufus 13

Tuesday 19 June 2012 20:07

Accutane is the solution! :D

jamieyolo 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:28

U should of got them checjed out a while ago before u let them get that bad.

MrRayBans 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 14:44

At least you know that the worst is behind you. Unless you require surgery or something... I'd be happy about that.

KatieeAdamss 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 18:01

BURN.

xRezSynn 15

Friday 25 January 2013 18:54

What a bitch....

Sh1btastic 4

Thursday 11 April 2013 2:02

Bit of degreaser and some windex should clear it right up

why_me209 13

Friday 18 July 2014 23:48

try the clear pore cleanser/mask by neutragena at target

toshimahalaketa 6

Saturday 16 August 2014 11:11

in all honestly I'm so glad I never had acne problems

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:48

I'm almost 20 and still have all this acne on my face. It's big and red, very embarrassing. I mostly break out on my forehead and the side of my face.