By creys - 18/11/2012 07:04 - United States

Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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TJhudson181 12

How old are you again? If you're over like 8, YDI.

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Cashtangoteam 10

I'm sorry, but it's fun as hell to be pushed around in the shopping cart, regardless of how old you are.

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Enslaved 36

Well, It is called "Target" for a reason! (:

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TweetAnne 13

FYL, but the fact that your dad thought about it, and you didn't say or do anything is messed up. You could of said no.

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Lioness8197 18

I'm pretty sure OP didn't think that his/her dad was going to push him/her in front of a car.

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perdix 29

He was pushing you around and wouldn't it be cool to win a million dollars? Of course, it would be less fun to spend a million bucks as a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic, so the plan has it's flaws from your point of view,. . ., but not your dad's ;)

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bbgirlXD 6

Your dad is a freakin retard , how would it be the drivers fault if you were in a shopping cart and got push toward the car ? People like your dad should not procreate or even exist >_

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amandajlucas2015 2

I'm not saying the dad was right in Wut he wanted to do but if he did file a lawsuit against the driver he would probably win because car are supposed to watch out for crossing pedestrians even in buggy form.. Usually cars aren't supposed to go more than 20 miles an hour maybe even less thru a parking lot to avoid this problem that way they could stop in time

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mmbabydollxxx 1

The fact that you think that would have been cool to do is messed up... Hey, at least you take after your dad! You got his stupidness!

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BigSexy123 11

Sitting in the cart is ******* awesome. Someone had a shitty childhood here.

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miura_fml 17

Why would you want to sit in a cart to begin with?

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kniggit 10

Your childhood lacked the wonderful feeling of carting down the aisle with the smoothest smooth floors, didn't it. Don't worry, you can push along and stand on the back bar next time.

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mario2012 18

Dude, your dad is smart. It's much easier than robbing a bank. Seriously though, your dad is a dick.

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michael99man 5

That's one smart dad...

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