By StupidDentist - 20/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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caity1419 0

And you didn't stop him or tell him?

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Thanks for being his test subject and taking one for the team. I'm sure many of us out there deeply appreciate it.

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yourshootingstar 4

sounds scary! I hate the dentist! I would have stopped that from going on right away! hope you didn't suffer through it :S

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ipwnlosers 4

Wow, 66, I'm surprised your comment didn't get any thumbs downs yet.

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DocBastard 38

Edit: the post I was commenting on vanished. Sorry. Move on.

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

Was this new paste thick and white & came out of a long fat tube which was attaxhed to the doctor's crotch?

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mariahjoomeh 0

Oh come on, it's a typing error. Not that they can't spell. Dick.

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kristylew03 1

80- check out the user name. He or she was correcting what they had just typed, it wasn't someone else being a dick. :)

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lulututu 4

80 apparently you didn't notice they corrected themselves.

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amerwin 3

Haha.. unfortunately for you, that "special paste" was Crest.

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InsertGirder 6

Should've waited till it was through your gums. My dentist used a simple anesthetic and pulled it out in 3 seconds with no trouble.

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olpally 32

u can ask for novocaine.. u should have had a choice in that.. not be his test dummy.. what an asshole... time to find a new dentist op..

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olpally 32

thanks grammar nazi.. meaning *go **** yourself* and don't go around correcting people's spelling you lame ass..

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hubla 0

actually dip shit it was spelled correctly so you fail at life and you fail at being a grammar Nazi so go kill yourself

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cutie1991 0

they usually put that on before novacaine....time to start going to a real dentist not a college class one

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