By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
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evanmurphy 14

That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.

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evanmurphy 14

That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.

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Ramos808 29

You know you can edit your comments, right? Or did you realize your mistake after the designated time for editing was over?

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buckstop1 37

He didn't realize until after the time limit. The limit is 2 minutes, he posted the second comment minutes after the first

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gobiteme2 34

Do you mean an ass whipping.

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evanmurphy 14

#15 I didn't edit the comment as the time was run out before I realised my mistake.

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ceciliebossow 26

I hope you have some mouthwash laying around. Preferably a litre of it! Hope you're alright, OP.

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LifelessStars 22

Hopefully you showed them what a knuckle sandwich taste like. Sorry that happened to you OP.

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celebi82 18

Oof. Hope you don't get warts. That would be horrible, especially inside your mouth...

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LadyKayDee 23

It's bad enough to be kicked in the face by someone's foot...let alone know what that dirty foot tastes like. I hope it didn't hurt much and that you had mouth wash handy.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Next time bite the hand that feets you.

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