Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are...

By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 02:01

Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 20:06

professional doctor =/

iDontFail_xD 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:14

ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)

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tiltwrestler 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:43

I dont get why girls are so nasty about guys with size that doesnt measure up. For one, they would get offended or call guys "pigs" if we judged their boobs/butt/face as harshly as they judge our d*cks! Not to mention that they often forget the average d*ck size is only 5.78 inches. All too often girls expect some giant 10" throbbing c*ck and are turned off when the guy doesnt measure up. its ridiculous! And its not like us guys can change that, either! I mean: if we're ugly or fat, YES GIVE US GUYS HELL. PLEASE. but about d*ck size? i mean, do you think we can actually change it or something? pray to the d*ck gods to get a few extra inches? wake the F up! and the wife married the guy, obviously she was OK with his size when she married him. what does the size of other guys in comparison to him matter? she (and he) shouldnt be focusing on other people sexually, anyway! her life isnt "Fd". except for the fact that she cant get pregnant. THATs bad. but not his size.

Gringo_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:47

Class.

notsodelighted 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:05

#56, it's not like his wife hasn't seen his equipment before, why not bring her in? They went to a fertility doctor, and it takes two to tango. Hence, her presence in the room.