By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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drybamboo 0

That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.

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jesslackszazz 0

To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.

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omgyourface 0

I don't know many people who wouldn't choose their cat over some guy...I wouldn't give my cat up for the world. It was dumb of you to think that she would just give her cat away like that.

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goneblah 0

That's what you get for giving her an ultimatum.

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jennaleighhh 0

thats what you learn from trying to break up a girl and her cat.

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mavrick1915 0

this is why you never ever make a girl choose between you and something else, it puts her in a corner and then makes them resent you for making them choose, and they will usually dump you... moral of the story don't make girls choose just find a way to get around the problem, like getting rid of the cat with out her knowing or just don't go to her house.

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DelSDelT 0

I hate people who give ultamatums in order to get what they want. I would dump you on principle.

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mattmag 0

You deserved that. I would choose my cat over anyone.

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TheNameless_fml 0

IMO, you deserved that one. You can't just give someone an ultimatum like that, it's shitty.

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Kitola 2

My cat would've won. There's allergy shots for that issue. Hell, my brother had severe cat allergies and married a woman with 6 cats. Thanks to the allergy shots, he's fine in that house.

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theeman2000 0

i'm sure they make meds for pet allergies. i would have taken the cat. i dont even like cats. :P

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jadiyy 3

can't you take those allergy things? and i would pick my cat over my boyfriend anytime. i'm sorry but, you just can't make someone pick a guy over their pet.

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