By BarBacked - 15/04/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML
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stevenJB 25

Wear long sleeves? Maybe you can ask for another position in the place you work? I'm sure your boss will understand. c:

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DocBastard 38

Allergic to beer? No. You can be allergic to something in beer, but not beer itself. That's like saying you're allergic to tuna salad.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Have you considered switching careers? It might be a good idea to occupy.

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_Princess_Peach_ 9

Just wear a latex suit (complete with mask) to work to avoid skin contact and drink only the purest spring water. I really dont see the problem.

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RoseBlack123 37

You can either get a new job, or make sure you're covered and don't touch it. Use gloves and definitely long sleeves too

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sioux4 17

Not any more you're not!

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Mylifemaysuck 6

Look for a new job before you quit. If you can't find anything, just stay with that job and wear oven mitt's or gloves until you find a new job.

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SillyGirl4602 23

Bartending while wearing oven mitts would be very difficult to do.

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Megan639 16

Get a real adult job and make something of your life.

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blink_kid 32

Time for a career change! Look at it as an opportunity.

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