By BarBacked - 15/04/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the nasty rash on my arms. He concluded that I'm allergic to beer and the rash will go away if I stay away from it. I'm a bartender. FML
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stevenJB 25

Wear long sleeves? Maybe you can ask for another position in the place you work? I'm sure your boss will understand. c:

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DocBastard 38

Allergic to beer? No. You can be allergic to something in beer, but not beer itself. That's like saying you're allergic to tuna salad.

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tawnii69 6

I didn't even think that was possible?!

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irishyankee868 5

Imagine if your doc was just ****** with ya. Lol

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Sir_Swaggington 6

If you take an antihistamine before work, you'll probably be fine. Ask your doctor.

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_alexis22 9

At a Jody bar ?!(;

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designguy78 2

Bullshit. You're not allergic to beer and no doctor said you were.

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onorexveritas 23

time to find a new job

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Lucky7Samson 10

You WERE a bartender.

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avlcek855 9

Maybe you are allergic to gluten like me. Beer has wheat which is a form of gluten.

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RavenBlaze 12

If I were you I would go in for a gluten test, beer is wheat, and you could have an intolerance to it. Just to be sure, and that really sucks! I hope all is well!

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