Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I...

By whatawaste - 07/03/2012 16:25 - United States

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

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chaoticxxxmess 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:10

I was holding on to my towel and I landed on the side my face.

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ollie179 21

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:46

Then it must have been apple juice right?!?!

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 7 March 2012 20:31

Yeah but it isn't a joke because jokes are funny :/

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born_hustla 26

Thursday 8 March 2012 10:58

Must have been pissed off! Your life IS ****** !!

burnz34 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 13:51

How did it taste lol

olpally 32

Friday 9 March 2012 2:19

Thank you for stating the obvious... You're really smart aren't ya??

kieferr 8

Sunday 11 March 2012 16:11

at least your in the shower

trolodon 2

Monday 12 March 2012 9:54

Semen?

Ryan11adidas 4

Sunday 13 May 2012 7:59

Learn to walk champ!!

TGPOLO 1

Monday 27 August 2012 0:09

At least it was a sticky puddle

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 9 May 2018 12:11

What was it? Piss? ****? Vomit? Blood? Diareah(sp?)? Tell us!

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