Health: Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken...

By ouchie - 02/01/2010 05:26 - Canada

Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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WastingMyTime 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:57

At least he didn't step on the broken toe, or else that would have been way more painful

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:21

So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:35

cuz that would just look werid lol but OP didn't think that some guy with big boots would cum up and step on his good foot LOL ouchie

Just_Sayin 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:36

You should have tripped that fat bastid and then jammed your good toes in his mouth so he could lick them dry.

rocker_girl_45 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:47

coulda been the bad foot!

WougieBougie 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:10

sorry but fml is getting stupid. congratz. fyl? no.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:21

Pfft. He's still liable. Either get compensation or smack him up.

joshhh11 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 17:35

is fat men licking your toes what you're into? :s

NoteMyGrin 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:06

I feel like that's better than stepping on your broken toe. Though totally sucks, anyway. ): I hope you feel better soon.

nwalsh2009 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:03

and what? Your toes hurt for awhile. Your toes were all broken. You didn't feel anything because they were already numb? This may be an FML but its also an incomplete story.