Embarrassing and Sports: Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch,...

By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:22

Well that's awkward, but at least everyone there knows you're not pregnant!

young_weezy_fml 3

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:21

aw well, i bet nobody knows you personally

Comments

Mermhun 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:51

Ahhahahah ;) that's priceless. Sucks, OP.

sirspankalot 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:52

Should have done a tampon jingle and the video goes viral and you become famous!

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:03

Will that be on espn's not top 10 on Friday?

griffdog118 1

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:07

Well maybe you shouldnt be tamponing at a live sporting event or at least wait till youre in the bathroom

aeonsoul 12

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:09

That last word in your FML draws the line between YDI and FYL

press_start_bro 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:11

Thats when you look up, smile really big, and thrust it up in the air like it's a trophy for not being pregnant!:D

imo22 3

Tuesday 23 July 2013 20:18

i don't understand why that's so bad. is it really so embarrassing to pull out a tampon? why is it so shameful to be on the period - it's a completely natural thing and every woman has it. can we please stop putting it as something that should not happen and is embarrassing?