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By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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toughchick14 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:22

Well that's awkward, but at least everyone there knows you're not pregnant!

young_weezy_fml 3

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:21

aw well, i bet nobody knows you personally

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Trigabyte 8

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:26

Did you continue looking straight into the camera while putting it in, and then flipping them off? If not, that was a missed opportunity.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:27

Not that bad, op. It would be a different story altogether if they caught you putting one in... Your purse.

MrsPegg 45

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:30

Thats where I thought this FML was going; putting one in. Especially after what that poor truck driver saw a while back...

Koppol 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 4:30

Jumbo-tron, jumbo.....purse.

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:27

I'm going to the game today, I will bring a tampon in my pocket and if I get on the big screen I will whip it out in memory of you, OP.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:57

haha hilarious!

amiewithaj 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:28

At least you were picking a wedgie or sniffing your pits, it could've been much worse.

buddy51 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:30

OP, singing "take me out to the ball game" that doesn't mean take out your tampon!!

Ubehage 32

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:31

At least you pulled it out of your PURSE! I could think of worse timings... Get over it ;)

cottoncandymango 17

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:33

Be proud that you're a woman and flaunt that tampon! Lol!

somecoolperson1 2

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:41

At least you were only pulling it put of your purse and not your ******

ILoveMyArm 15

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:47

That is when you hand it to the person next to you. Next the best distraction, but still.

ja2006 9

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:12

At least it wasn't a used tampon...

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