By Briscuit - 01/06/2012 21:05 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I went to the hospital for stomach pains, and was told that it sounds like I have an ovarian cyst. My mom went into a rage, screaming that I'd lied to her about being a virgin. Despite the doctor explaining that sexual activity has nothing to do with it, she refuses to believe him. FML
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...

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failureusername 12

So she believes the doctor's diagnosis but not his explanation? Sorry OP hope your mom comes around soon.

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shazza26 1

I'm sorry about your mum! Get better soon!

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dangerous_bunny 9

I'm 12 and have an ovarian cyst. I also have Crohn's disease and the reason they even found the cyst was when they took a MRI of my small intestine and noticed it. Right now their not going to do anything, but eventually I'll probably have to get it removed. I'm a virgin (duh) so obviously its not caused by sexual activity.

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austin101123 3

What's it matter if you're a virgin or not? That's none of her business; nor does it affect her much at all.

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nbbroker 1

Ha ha this is the funniest one tonight. The votes should show mom not from having sex. Next she will think a broken arm is fro Hand jobs! Canadian and in great health thanks to my govt. going for free physio for my back tomorrow. Too much gardening!

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monkey27 0

Sheesh talk about crazy mother

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lindseymariepim 0

I was diagnosed with severe ovarian cysts when I was 12 years old I was a virgin obviously at 12 years old who wouldn't be tell your mum she can have you tested by the dooctor to tell if your a virgin or not based on your cherry being popped and your hips should be wider if your not a virgin..

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seers 12

My partner suffers from something similar, I hope it all works out for you.

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