By Briscuit - 01/06/2012 21:05 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I went to the hospital for stomach pains, and was told that it sounds like I have an ovarian cyst. My mom went into a rage, screaming that I'd lied to her about being a virgin. Despite the doctor explaining that sexual activity has nothing to do with it, she refuses to believe him. FML
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...

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failureusername 12

So she believes the doctor's diagnosis but not his explanation? Sorry OP hope your mom comes around soon.

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shazza26 1

I'm sorry about your mum! Get better soon!

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ILoveZombieBoys 13

Ur mom's a moron =_= don't u hate wen parents are unfair?

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DSiemasko1294 0

I have a ovarian cysts... I know that feel, bro

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bluesparrow127 7

I've had ovarian cysts for three years while being a virgin. It's not rare, any woman can get them. Most women actually do, but they don't get large or extreme enough for notice. Mine haven't gone away with contraception, but most do. I don't really know what the big deal is. Also, when I went in for the ultrasounds I needed, there was never an assumption of a "teen pregnancy" case.

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erin37 27

Sounds like she is just looking for excuses. Sorry bro. That sucks.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Your moms retarded for not listening to the doctor one, and she must have a complex because she really wants to believe that you are a floozy or impure. I know how you feel my mom is like that.

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HunkyMumbles 27

She refuses to listen to a doctor? Nice mom

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Nyx7 24

I'm sorry, hope you get better soon and hope your mom gets Stine sense

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MisUnFortunate 31

ugh why do parents get so pissed off when their child loses their virginity? like whose virginity is it the family virginity? no stfu

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rainbowkissies 14

Example #2566643 of people who shouldn't have had children.

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