By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Spicy
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 254
You deserved it 2 132
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

amileah13 26

That image will be burned in your memory forever

210 9
timb1234 13

You'll never look at her the same way now.

177 3

Comments

gosh_mate 30

Not the best of places for personal grooming...

32 2
EPIKxPANDA 13

Worst part is that every time you sit on that couch, you will remember this moment.

51 1
Ashfal 8

She'll probably never sit on that couch again. At least I couldn't!

3 0
ColonelCusswords 24

Except "******* **** these ******* *******", thats a lot of em

13 1
sturschaedel 27

Tell her to use the bathroom next time! (Or, if she finds it impossible to do there, her own bed.) The living room is not the place for personal grooming!

24 0
Mrtigerblue 14

it's the mother's house. she can do as she damn pleases there

0 0
chuka81 27

Nothing you haven't seen before. You did come out of that very special place. And I really hope you weren't gonna ask her where the scissors were.

0 18
leogachi 15

This comment is ridiculous. It's not as if anyone remembers what their mother's genitals look like.

22 0
quackImapenguin 16

No. Shaving opens up microtears in the delicate skin of the vulva and increases the risk of various infections. Trimming it (in an appropriate area of the house obviously) or just letting it grow are really the best options. It's disturbing that women are expected to try to make our vulvas look as childlike as possible by completely removing the hair and that that's considered "sexy" anyway.

25 7
ColonelCusswords 24

No class

2 4
noisyboy4000 23

I'd just turn around and walk away as if that never happened. So sorry you had to witness that op

11 0
xx000o 27

Only total amnesia could wipe that from your mind, maybe not even that. "I don't remember who I am or where I am from, but I have these vivid memories of a woman on a couch cutting her pubic hair"

13 0
xx000o 27

That probably wiped out any questions to her for the next few years.

7 1
ColonelCusswords 24

#19 still cant get enough of that hairless pussy though. Looks great

7 15