By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
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my_life_sucks13 0

why did it take you so long? and , im sorry, but you would have to be pretty sad to stand and watch someone trying to parallel park for 10 minutes.

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24788 6

Hey, I don't even know how to parallel park. As sad as that is, I've never had to use it in my 4 years of driving.

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Megsabelle 0

If I were you, I would've taken a bow after I got out of the car.

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turboawesome88 0

How exactly did you get your license? Generally you should be able to manoeuvre a car before getting one.

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onigiriqueen 0

Maneuver. Generally you should be able to spell before you start typing.

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newbieattech 0

exactly what 35 said. 34, you're a fucktard and a hypocrite and people like you should be dead by now due to evolution.

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CaptainBaconMan 0

Oh shut it, all of you are being douchebags. If you want to argue that point, English didn't 'originate' anywhere, it slowly evolved into what it is now. If anything, it originated from the first language ever.

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IDontFlush 3

Only a woman would think that something so mildly embarrassing could be FML worthy. Just laugh it off with them.

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newbieattech 0

this site is made for embarrassing moments. this is embarrassing. it belongs on this site. stop taking it so seriously because people like you made fml bad.

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cccp_fml 0

just dont drive if u dont how to. we get bad traffic bc of idiots not bc roads arent wide enough. #4 stfu and take a bus next time

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Ishari 0

I wouldn't tell her to just stop driving entirely. Many people, depending on where they live, have never had to parallel park so... Be Nice! :p

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uhmfml 0

If you don't know how to do it, just don't. Either find an alternative or learn how!!!

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

I agree. why wouldn't you find another spot to park I'm? also 

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BakaNekoGato 0

why do you assume the op was a woman. I'm a woman and I parallel park better than any of my friends male or female. it's all about where you live and how often you have to parallel

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SimpleSimon 0

Mostly from the way it says "by greek_dancer (woman) - United States"

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tpw9qd 1

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Practice makes perfect. That was a lot of practice :)

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core755 0

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how stereotypes happen.

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Lady_Madonna 0

That happened to me on a driving lesson once. :(

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