By drstrnj - 17/10/2009 03:35 - United States

Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML
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drstrnj 0

so because I am in the Army I can't use an Air Force Base to get a hair cut????

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ChairForce 0

There's a lot of people here who have no freakin idea what they're talking about. How does he not deserve the benefits? If he can get on base that means he is 1) a military member, 2) a military member's dependent, or 3) former military. Anyone else needs a military sponsor and a pass that their sponsor must get for them from the visitor's center. They don't just let anyone on base for a haircut. I can see how that goes: "Let me see your CAC card." "I don't have one. I'm only here for a cheap haircut." "Oh. Go right in, sir. Oh, but you should know that since you're not military your haircut will cost $3,000." Morons.

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ShetHappensxx 0

Silly boy you must have forgot your common sense at home.

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Avgguy 0

YDI FOR USING BENEFITS THAT ARENT YOURS! stop using our benefits!

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drstrnj 0

so because I am in the Army I can't use an Air Force Base to get a hair cut????

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mirthfulMessiahs 21

No, obviously you have to be in the Air Force to do that.

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deathhill3 40

Ignore him, almost certainly a troll.

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mattman300 0

this is probably fake. don't army haircuts cost a ton of $ unless ur IN the army??

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jhon316 0

ur sure happy u saved $10 now huh lmao

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cxal_fml 0

what, no one is going to say "Damn male drivers?" Their high frequency of stupid wrecks like this is why they have to pay more for car insurance than women drivers do

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Zambi33 6

Wtf are you talking about? It's a proven statistic that women are in more accidents than men. Also, at my school their have been 22 accidents, 18 of them were girls' fault.

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ChairForce 0

There's a lot of people here who have no freakin idea what they're talking about. How does he not deserve the benefits? If he can get on base that means he is 1) a military member, 2) a military member's dependent, or 3) former military. Anyone else needs a military sponsor and a pass that their sponsor must get for them from the visitor's center. They don't just let anyone on base for a haircut. I can see how that goes: "Let me see your CAC card." "I don't have one. I'm only here for a cheap haircut." "Oh. Go right in, sir. Oh, but you should know that since you're not military your haircut will cost $3,000." Morons.

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Subjectzero 0

or you could have bought a pair if polarized sunglasses months ago and still would have saved $10. also YDI because military cuts are faggoty.

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dun_mare 0

Haahaha West Gate?

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