Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing...

By pink_cupcakes - 15/08/2009 10:22 - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 146

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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You deserved it 5 908

By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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You deserved it 68 883

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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You deserved it 3 187

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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You deserved it 4 268

By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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You deserved it 7 539

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 830

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Saturday 15 August 2009 16:03

WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!! ur better off without a stupid boyfriend.

Jankae 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:03

Just dump him?

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Sesh54 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:40

148th!!!!!! lol jk and I laughed my ass off at this fml

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:28

Don't worry about him, you deserve someone much better...

Miooow 16

Monday 2 April 2012 17:04

Good thing you caught that cheating BASTARD! You obviously deserve someone better!

pumpkin989 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 3:55

I would punch him so hard!!!

bvdinhd 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 2:09

If you guys are just together and not dating than he can do that

spearmintllama 6

Sunday 8 September 2013 13:56

Aww, a future Bill Clinton in the making. =/

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 19:08

You should have walked up to him.

laurellkawes 31

Friday 15 January 2016 3:51

You should've just walked up to him and confronted him

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