By r1has - 12/06/2016 02:58 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML
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Tripartita 44

On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.

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Yapiej 21

At least you didn't rub both of your eyes

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Now try habanero peppers, I've heard it's got a Satan/lava feel that's quite pleasant

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dontknow1 19

That always happens, it's Murphy's law.

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Mowmeee 7

Sounds awful! Hopefully it didn't last that long.

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Tripartita 44

On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.

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Ladisa 28

A geographically challenged character? I've never heard that expression before. Is that the equivalent to "mentally challenged", but for ethnicities? Lmao

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Miss_Whipped 43

#16 I assume it was in reference to the study of Geography. So someone who is challenged in the knowledge of Geography.

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rockeditionbarbi 14

Whatever you do, don't scratch your crotch!

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janfleury 19

Don't go to the bathroom while chopping them.

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