Health: Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind...

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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alki_fml 5

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:34

I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

megabstr 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:44

Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML

Comments

jojo1031 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:15

Would it have been so hard to turn around to see what the problem was with the "pervy breather"? And further, you think this is an example of how your life sucks rather than what it really is .. you suck. Unbelievable.

Arbitrary 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:20

Yeah that's pretty much the worse you can do. You and your friends qualify for the "Bitch" category, despite the fact that he was in that condition. You could have said something rather than throwing popcorn at him at the first chance you got. I can even imagine you giggling after you did it just to spite him, can't get much worse than that.

arcangel81 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:22

You and your friends are horrible people

ksockman152 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:32

i second number 37

ChaosZirconia 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:32

Try looking before being a douche. It helps avoid these kind of problems. Ass out of u and me and all that.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:42

How old are you? 12? What an immature and rude thing to do

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:19

im gonna join #38 with seconding what #37 said.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:41

I don't get it, you throw popcorn at a stranger? What are you, 12? Learn some damn manners. Edit: Hah, I didn't even see that #40 asked the same question as me.

kjia 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:05

Meh. Throwing popcorn's no big deal. Embarrassing at the most.

lolman3 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:11

it's not realy the popcorn that "hurt" the man phisicaly, it's how he felt after they threw popcorn at him for being a "perv" which he probobly thought they were making fun of him for having issues with his health. serious stuff here no joke