Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to... - FML

By Blizzards - 14/07/2013 05:29 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to use the water slide, a kid no older than 10 yanked my swim trunks down to "see what's down there." FML

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Blizzards 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 22:26

OP here, he was behind me the whole time (he blamed it on his sister). Thankfully, he only pulled it down enough to expose my butt. I pulled my trunks up, but I didn't say anything and just acted as if he wasn't there.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:43

What did he find?

luhar 7

Sunday 14 July 2013 16:44

Simple. Yank his pants down and spartan kick him in the chest as hard as you can to project your manliness.

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DaDezza244 31

Monday 15 July 2013 13:19

OP confirmed he is a guy! Just look at the comment reply underneath you :)

mif_fml 27

Monday 15 July 2013 15:15

I didn't..

reveal 10

Monday 15 July 2013 17:26

well that escalated quickly

japtap81 16

Monday 15 July 2013 18:14

Wow FYL for having to repeat the fact that ur a GUY! People really need to learn to read comments. It's even posted saying "view authors comment" on the main screen!

mymeggierox 7

Monday 15 July 2013 21:42

Was it a boy or a girl?

caligirllife 11

Wednesday 17 July 2013 2:39

You're a guy? Why would a boy need to know what's down there then???

cluch3 22

Monday 30 June 2014 1:48

The Op is obviously a guy. Just look at the sign.

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