By phobopohobia - 06/02/2009 22:09 - United States

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Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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ohgeez 0

Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

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wowomfglol 0

Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.

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alliewillie 22

Actually it sounds like he sucks.

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wowomfglol 0

Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, **** her life; she should have told you.

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ohgeez 0

Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

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shmangled 0

Tell her, if you had a nickel for each time you have blown your load while thinking of some random hot chick you passed in the street that day, you would be a millionair ;)

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Linkshot 0

Ouch. I'm, well, a virgin, but I know what some women like. Anyway, try to get her to be more truthful about her reactions. She just had an outburst then; faking shows that she cares about your feelings. I think the worst thing a guy can do is flat out ask their spouse what they've been doing wrong, but I'm not sure. I'd save it as a last resort. Hope things turn out better in the future. Remember to put her needs before yours!

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Haydenrw93 0

unless it's the choice between redecorating the house or buying a boat :D

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luvlysc 2

no offense but only a virgin would say that.

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HanBroman 20

No actually the worst thing he can do is have sex with her for years and NOT find out if she's enjoying it. I don't see how it wouldn't come up, unless he is totally oblivious and stupid. or she's a bitch for faking it and lying when he asked her for constructive criticism.

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HyperFlirt 0

WTF, this situation does not deserve a divorce! Just talk to her about it, and try and learn what she likes. It could be very exciting and brighten up your sex life :D

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Kurlzz 0

That sucks, but its not your fault. Its really difficult to get some women to ******. This is pretty good for you guys though... spices things up. :D Ask her exactly what she wants, seeing as how she hasnt TOLD you for 16 years...

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texxxasissouth 0

Dudes...love is all about communication and the wonderful journey you have with your partner. Your wife made an insensitive comment that probably hurt more than it helped. I would say marriage counseling.

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swerrwer 0

maybe you should eat her out? just a thought...

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