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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 12:00

Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By anonymous - 10/06/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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WhiteDelight 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:03

i suppose boobs dont make good personal floating devices

tennisgirl022 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

ahahahahahaha. stupid lifeguard. but maybe he was hot.....

Comments

ironman525 1

Friday 5 June 2009 3:18

I think the life guard just wanted some action haha

love4all4 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:58

OMG. That almost happened to me once. I dived into my cousins pool. Luckely the pool is pretty deep so he didn't see when my top fell of. I told my aunt about it cuz i tell her everuthing before i tell anyone else. I turn around and my cousin says" i heard that." He then said hee hee. He's seven. I'm 13.

jumbajiuce 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:39

#5 haha

cutelilbumny 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:40

Are u sure the lufegaurd thought u were drowning ;) if the lifegaurd was a female, then fyl ;)

brandt_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:18

I say bull shit, the life guard wouldn't have pulled you out if he noticed your top was off

4leafedchlover 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:36

Wwooww! Suks! I bet he just wanted 2 feel ur boobs up!

Titanfan99 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:48

Sounds hot

Pecanduck 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:39

Fake. This exact story was in an embarrassing stories book word for word.

cutiestrawberry2 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:36

that's hot... I bet he did it on purpose so he could get some closeup glances of those ****

videx92 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:20

lmao the perks of guarding lol well look at it like this 1 you know hell save lives 2 u got pay back cuz the sunburn u get after saving sum 1 sux major ass in the end ill tell ya