Love and Restaurants: Chud's Diner

Chud's Diner

By Frany - 10/01/2023 22:00

Today, my now-ex boyfriend treated our waitress like shit. She was a young lady who just came from Venezuela and barely spoke English. He gave her no tip, ranted about “fixing this goddamn border problem” along with xenophobic slurs. Apparently, he’d forgotten I’m an immigrant too, from Colombia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 155

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By Xyanthe - 18/03/2023 00:00

Today, my date was making remarks about “stupid illegals” and “immigrants are everything wrong with this country” because our waiter barely spoke English and apparently got his order wrong. When I reminded him I’m an immigrant, he said, “But you speak English and you’re legal, so you don’t count.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 914

You deserved it 264

Have a nice day!

By Angelica - 21/11/2023 00:00

Today, a customer told me to go to the “fucking border back to illegal immigrant land” and that he can’t wait to “put Trump back in office” so he can get rid of “incompetent ass Mexican bitches” like me. What did I do to cause this? Tell him that we were out of a sauce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 122

By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 758

You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 819

You deserved it 6 658

So shite

By Anonymous - 20/02/2020 18:00

Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 346

You deserved it 357

By MexicanMe - 14/09/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 618

You deserved it 3 125

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 274

You deserved it 1 700

By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 200

You deserved it 4 630

**** ICE

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 10:00

Today, I thought my girlfriend of two years had ghosted me. Turns out, she was deported after assuming that “this whole immigration thing will just sort itself out.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 099

You deserved it 241

By yes, yes it does :( - 30/04/2014 21:11 - United States

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 159

You deserved it 31 003

lgrave 7

Wednesday 11 January 2023 0:49

Bullet dodged.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 11 January 2023 0:48

You did the right thing ditching him.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 11 January 2023 0:48

You did the right thing ditching him.

lgrave 7

Wednesday 11 January 2023 0:49

Bullet dodged.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 11 January 2023 4:03

I just don’t get people. He’s xenophobic but dates an immigrant. I would think he would know better than to mix hatred and pleasure outside of pop culture and/or sports fandom or a consensual S&M relationship. And, like, what the **** is with people who date what they hate anyway? Those of us in actual loving interracial relationships hate the **** out of people who do this shit. In short, OP’s ex is a dipshit and should be acknowledged as such in respected media and publications.

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 11 January 2023 4:39

Oh my gosh I’m very sorry for that waitress & for you. A huge freaking bullet dodged & you’re better off. Sorry that some people have a really limited mindset but I hope you know most people aren’t that way

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 11 January 2023 10:18

Hope you dumped him in front of the waitress so she got to see him get served some karma.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 11 January 2023 12:01

I agree with the others. but please tell me that you talked to the waitress and have her a tip. bullet dodged

mike3775 35

Wednesday 11 January 2023 13:12

Good for you for dumping him. Anyone who mistreats service workers are scum and deserve no happiness in life.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 January 2023 14:25

Xenophobes are almost exclusively stupid people. The ones who are not use xenophobia to gain a following among the morons. It's too bad that Hillary ditched the "deplorables" theme like a hot potato. It really sums up the MAGA crowd quite well.