Work: Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom....

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I'm 5'1" and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because "there were no students allowed in here yet." FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Friday 14 August 2009 9:36

haha that's something that could happen to me too! I recently got a free entrance somewhere because entrance was free for kids til 15 years old. I'm 24.

andybme 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

Oh wow, you're a teacher right? They should know these things.

Comments

mattmag 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:40

Don't worry about what the boss thinks of you - worry about what the students will think of you.

vampirechick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:49

should be you boss's POV. "Today, It was the first day of school. I am the new principal so I don't know anyone. I saw a student walking down the halls before the school opened. I caught up with them and started yelling. It wasn't a student, but a teacher who just happens to be 5'1" and was carrying a backpack. FML" yea, thats ok though. i have a friend who is 5'0" and will not grow anymore, but she is still awsome. On the other hand, i have a freind who is 5'9" and is hitting yet another growth spurt, shes 13.

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:27

Ummm.... Do I know you? The second friend you described sounds like me.

lazyllama101 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:27

It's okay. I'm 5'2 and I'm student teaching at a middle school starting in January. I've seen these kids and most of them are taller than me.

natasha_tailor 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:36

ur a guy thats 5'1 ouchhh

mumafiedmustangs 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:41

dont wine thats a good thing

torro 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:49

I'm 5'5'' and I'm a martial art instructor. One of our student is 6'4'' and he admitted that he's scared of me. I'm 4 yrs older than my younger brother and he's 6'. I still get carded and I'm 29.

Pseudoniem 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 13:37

What ??????????

aceofspades6528 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:57

short guys are cute :)

inkedshadow 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 22:14

i'm 15 and i am 5'2.....yea i am she shortest guy going into 10th grade.... it took me 5 years to grow just 1 inch! =( people mistake me for a 9 year old..... the average height for an adult male in the US is 5'8 - 5'9 so yea FML and thank you for a glimpse into my future if i become a teacher Xp FYL also

abylaunch 10

Saturday 15 August 2009 22:38

I'm 5' and people never mistake me for a kid unless you count having to show my ID at places to show that I'm 18 which isn't that bad since I'm only 19