Work: Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter...

By Lily - 21/02/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

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Effedtothemax 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:08

no employee id?

Alice_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:21

Something similar happened to a teacher friend of mine. She walked into the staff room and was told to get out as students weren't allowed in there.

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Effedtothemax 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:08

no employee id?

concurrance 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:10

well, look on the bright side of it. i agree with #3. ;p

Alice_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:21

Something similar happened to a teacher friend of mine. She walked into the staff room and was told to get out as students weren't allowed in there.

mikeyellenlee 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:25

Be flattered you get mistaken for a high school student. Maybe wear some dark eyeliner or something, makes you look older.

Cloudy_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:53

So, that school sends late students right to detention!? You'd think they wouldn't want to make them miss any more class...

BeeHappy_fml 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:09

no I'm pretty sure they meant jail...

Aadavis94 25

Friday 22 May 2015 3:51

My school did the same thing. Including being tardy. The idea was that you wouldn't be late to class next time. It actually worked. After a month tardies dropped by like 80 percent.

thatguynamedsky 32

Monday 29 June 2015 3:58

mine does it too, i cant say if it helps but if you dont wanna go to class theres a way out and alot of students make themselves late on purpose

ModernDreamer 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:39

When I was in high school everyone had to wear designated picture ID's to even get on campus, saying whether you were a student, staff, visitor, etc. It was intense.

joobie 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:51

you don't have an ID card? to work in a school? that can afford a security guard?

CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:56

wwwwoooowwww....I hate janitors.... its like they have their own stereotype. lol- i wonder what it was like to see all your students sitting next to you in detention. lol