By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 232
You deserved it 24 918

Same thing different taste

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pcentral 17

I don't understand your comment? Is it just me?

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strawberrywine22 30

You should have done a little dance or something, put your shirt on, then charged everyone for the show!

OP's situation would probably be worse, unless you're wearing granny panties and/or you have skid marks on your underwear. :D

dancer4life143 13

It depends on if OPs a guy or a girl haha. If it's a girl that'd be worse, but if its a guy it'd be worse to have your dress stuck in your underwear lol

I will never understand how people forget clothing items. You didn't notice that it probably felt a little cooler? Most of all, I hope you aren't a girl.

Apparently we're only allowed to assume OP is a girl. I know, it doesn't seem like a sure thing to me either, but it's what some council decided I guess.

^ The gender's irrelevant: Some men may have very personal issues about being seen without a shirt (I know, I used to be one of them), and some women may be like "Whoopie doo, they're just my breasts" and go back and put their shirt on like nothing happened. I think the main issue is just how comfortable you are in your own skin. After all, no one can make you embarrassed about yourself or situation, without your permission. It's something you have to let yourself choose to feel, IMHO. ;p

For the sake of the men in the store at that time I hope it was a very very hot female ;)

You could try bodypainting clothes on under your clothes. Problem solved.

Damn, over 50 comments so far and no one has bothered to correct "I had forgot"? I'm very disappointed in the Grammar Nazi population. I had forgotten*

Justy101 23

I'm always scared this will happen to me. It's okay OP, you'll never see any of those people again!

59- You're always scared you will very specifically forget to put your shirt back on when you leave a changing room? Is this a reoccurring nightmare for you, by chance? ;) May I assume you're more generally afraid of that level of public embarrassment? It would be more interesting if it was the former however. (And by that, I mean the reasoning, not the show, sorry!) ;p

89- Sorry, allow me to clarify: Being afraid of public humiliation isn't unusual. Being Only afraid of walking topless out of a change room, and only afraid of that, is interesting. I'd be more interested in the Why if she had this specific terror.

tony1891 22

as long as you didn't look like Sasquatch

Next heading of the SasquachMag: Sasquach spotted in a local store! Photos inside!

perdix 29

LMFAO I'm not laughing my ******* ass off, but referring to the band that inspired the OP to go topless because he's sexy and he knows it. Girl, look at that body. He eats a lot.

Thank u perdix that is the best comment I have seen on this bourd yet

*you *board Sorry... Couldn't resist :p