By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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Nightwing98 22

Not quite sure how people vote that she deserved this....

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Pleonasm 35

How to make a bad period of your life even worse.

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chelsearenaeee 16

Why even comment on it at all? That's just awkward.

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interesting33 36

Maybe he was trying to make it less awkward?

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retyi43 14

maybe it's just me, but i find it weird when store cashiers try to start conversation in general. i just want to pay for my stuff and leave.

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perdix 29

Maybe he thought you were a lesbian and you were just looking too good to be on your period now. That's the best I can do for ya.

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perdix 29

Being in Canada, you ought to strike up a conversation about hockey. Start off talking about the local Senators or Maple Leafs, but then ask him if he's into the Red Wings.

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spikekutter 9

just pretend your lesbian and say yes, i am buying it for my girlfriend..

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AnyaS 19

Why should OP be dishonest about herself because of HIS mistake?

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akiahara 14

If you're really that androgynous, I'm not sure why you're surprised. Why do random people feel the need to comment on this kind of shit? Nonsensical.

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ironichalibut 24

You should've said "No, but they're also great for nosebleeds.". Then proceeding to deploy one in your nose. I'm of course making an assumption about the kind of product though.

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boofgall 16

You could cram a pad in there too, it'd just be highly uncomfortable/amusing.

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buckdharma 37

Kotex, Playtex, and you look like Tex?

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Enslaved 36

Don't forget the week without Sex. :P

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perdix 29

#50, do you mean "Seven days without sex makes one weak?"

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Enslaved 36

78, you know, I often wonder about that. I heard during fight training (ex: UFC) they are advised to reframe from sex. Does climaxing make one lose testosterone? I'm off to do research. (:

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etchsanity1 11

A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat! A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?" A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her or whatever it might be. It's time for androgyny. Here comes Pat! For those who missed the reference lol SNL

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Enslaved 36

I love the Pat skits from SNL! Doesn't matter that I know Julia Sweeney (a female) plays the character. (:

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alexafml 5

I think it's so tacky when people make comments about things I buy, especially condoms, even though I'm in my mid twenties I think it's awkward and in bad taste when the cashier makes a comment like, "buying these is the guys job," or "*wink* magnums, lucky you!" I've had both of these said to me and I hate it! F their L for not having proper social graces.

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