By heckaza - 19/01/2016 06:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML
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kayposion 17

well atleast you have a suburb named after you...

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arisanator9900 20

On the bright side At least you are alive.

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Colon_Man 17

If your user name is an expansion of your last name; what do you expect of people who live in 'Heck'?

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papadoman 11

Maybe change your name from Brooklyn to something else?

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FweakofCydonia 40

He's from Australia though. Haha, your joke still stands, don't worry!

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boultzboi 20

There's a Brooklyn in Victoria as well

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FweakofCydonia 40

I take back my earlier comment. As you can tell, I'm not from Australia. :)

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False_Stupidity 41

Am I the only one curious as to what OP's family name is?

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delichick 27

Did it occur to you that you were at the wrong place at the wrong time and some random clusterfuck, who probably didnt know you from Adam, mugged and beat you up? Do you know 100% that it had to do with that area named after your family? Unfortunately shit happens beyond our control, get better soon

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madeline9322 17

Did you expect that the people wandering the suburbs would know exactly who you were and that they were named after you and think, "Wow, he must be such a great person, I'll mug someone else!" No.

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ZazatheGreat 5

Mugger: What's your last name OP: (says last name) Mugger: you must have a bunch of money!

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EarlFug 19

Did you forget to wear your crown and ride in a carriage?

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whyisitincapital 25

I'm also from Victoria, and I'm really curious as to what (presumably Melbourne) suburb the OP's talking about. Hope you feel better soon OP.

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