Kids: Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's...

By The_Black_Jesus - 31/03/2013 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By iphonerevolution - 05/07/2014 00:15 - South Africa

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

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By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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GingerNinja7 17

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Kids these days are so ungrateful, it makes me sick

kaosps2 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 19:23

Give her an empty box next year.

Comments

leviheichou 15

Saturday 22 February 2014 21:27

Wow. Spoiled bitch.

mcrfan45 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 8:42

Wow I played with barbules and brats dolls until I was like 10-11

sky413 26

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:03

What has this world come to?

DiamondGirlj 18

Monday 7 July 2014 17:50

Gawd, when I was eight me and my friends only wanted Barbies and Webkinz.

MehrunesDagon456 20

Friday 12 September 2014 6:12

I despise kids today. What happened to Bikes and footballs and pokemon cards? Why do people all love iPhones?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:01

What a brat.

TheAnon1313 28

Monday 31 August 2015 4:34

What the ****! When I was 8 I had a DS Lite and I barely knew how to work that! She's so ungrateful! Tell her parents that she's a disgrace....

kalau13 7

Wednesday 17 February 2016 23:14

What the hell? What's happening to our society. Those kids will rule us one day

pmugtserrof 10

Wednesday 30 March 2016 18:52

iPod...s? Multiple? Jeez, spoiled.

TheRealStunts 27

Tuesday 19 April 2016 9:24

What shitty ass parents/relatives for spoiling her like that. Way to go, creating another one of the future assholes of society. Teach her to appreciate what she has and how privileged she is that she gets all that stuff when a lot of other kids dont even get a card.