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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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You deserved it 5 699

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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Freaked

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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thefmlinator 10

Monday 1 April 2013 3:18

I'd do what he says

tabletoplady 11

Monday 1 April 2013 3:20

Your dad is my hero.

Comments

thefmlinator 10

Monday 1 April 2013 3:18

I'd do what he says

tjv3 10

Monday 1 April 2013 3:57

I like the way he thinks!

chell1894 13

Monday 1 April 2013 4:25

That's actually pretty fantastic. Don't know why you're being a Debby downer about it

fishstick557 14

Monday 1 April 2013 4:33

At least your dad isn't making fun of you like all the other people who have posted on FML sorry op

MagicGiraffe 12

Monday 1 April 2013 7:40

All he was trying to do was cheer OP up :/

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 1 April 2013 10:20

I agree with 1, OP. Your dad is sticking up for you, willing to kill because your now ex-boyfriend broke your heart. Every guy knows if they hurt their girlfriend, her dad will seek revenge. My dad wanted to kill two of my ex-boyfriends. No dad wants to see their daughter hurt, no matter how young or old! Be happy and flattered by your dad, OP!

Iceman226 17

Monday 1 April 2013 17:50

Being mature is overrated anyway!

Andrew4965 16

Monday 1 April 2013 21:44

I don't really see what's wrong with this...other than that as far as I know, the "But Your Honor, he NEEDED killin!" defense is only considered valid in Texas.

Carlitosfmc 18

Tuesday 2 April 2013 1:03

sounds like a good plan

forlifebro 15

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:43

Hey at least your dad didn't just tell you to suck it up

Sliver1991 26

Thursday 4 April 2013 20:16

Perfectly legit way of handling it.

Orchard 33

Monday 10 June 2013 5:51

Your dad rocks, I could only hope my dad would say something like that

BamBAmGG 14

Monday 21 September 2015 13:41

That's some damn good advice!! haha

datoismyname 22

Monday 1 April 2013 3:18

At least your dad has your best interests at heart. Haha

emala1096 17

Monday 1 April 2013 3:55

At least he cares. Quit whining, OP.

lpro 10

Monday 1 April 2013 6:53

Awesome dad

natsaysheyyy 16

Monday 1 April 2013 10:21

Wow, you are so ungrateful! He is trying to comfort you and make you laugh at the same time. I think what he said just shows how much he cares about you and you need to appreciate him. Do you know how many fathers out there wouldn't give TWO *****? You're lucky to have him!