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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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flockz 19

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

"by the way, i drive a tank."

Livzii 5

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

check the security cameras

Comments

Sesquipedalian 9

Monday 26 September 2011 22:41

At least you weren't inside your car when it happened!

perdix 29

Monday 26 September 2011 22:42

It was probably one on those legendary PeopleOfWalmart. You're better off not meeting them and having your insurance pay for the damage. I don't know if meth mouth is contagious, but you don't want to find out the hard way.

GP14brBaller 5

Monday 26 September 2011 23:59

Hehe, its quite contagious. I know from experience. :)

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:27

This site is more educational than I ever thought possible. I think I'll contribute this factoid to Wikipedia.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:20

Some people only have liability insurance. I know I did on my first vehicle.

jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:41

People of Walmart? are they like communist freedom fighters. well... the hell did they hit you with?

Btreasure 8

Monday 26 September 2011 22:43

A bump?? Wow what an understatement.

oh_your_god 15

Monday 26 September 2011 22:44

And this is what you get for buying a smart car made out of plastic..

Petertheman 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:19

No that's what you get for driving a Honda :)

Falassalond 16

Monday 26 September 2011 22:45

Haha! YDI for going to wallyworld. Just kidding. Buncha wierdos there though.

coltsrock37 15

Monday 26 September 2011 22:46

tape a note to the front door of the Wal-Mart after they close for the night saying, "Sorry I sued your ass for a couple mil."

marpay 11

Monday 26 September 2011 23:00

Most walmarts don't close. And the store isn't responsible for their customers lack of driving skills

HatefulPilot 0

Monday 26 September 2011 23:28

How is the store responsible for the way idiots drive? I'm sure they'd laugh at the person who put the note there, though.

genitalwartz69 0

Monday 26 September 2011 22:46

Did he leave an insurance #?

Lintu_26 23

Monday 26 September 2011 22:57

Clearly not...which makes it a real FHL :/ Sorry OP...check the footage like people are saying...

Brooding99 15

Monday 26 September 2011 22:47

I use to work for wally world security, it'll be on camera OP. File it with local PD, they'll request the video... Poof fixed.

j3nnif3ral3xis 0

Monday 26 September 2011 22:47

You shouldn't say suck it up you know u would be pissed if it happened to u

YayFlameWarz 9

Monday 26 September 2011 22:53

Probably owned a hummer. Those guys are assholes

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:58

Not all Hummer owners are assholes. I have an H3 and I'm not. I backed into a Suburban sticking half way out of the parking spot behind me and left a note with all my info.