Money: Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came...

By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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DUDE! WTF?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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flockz 19

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

"by the way, i drive a tank."

Livzii 5

Monday 26 September 2011 22:36

check the security cameras

Comments

OgreBS 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:12

Tis' a flesh wound!!! I know how you feel, had my 2010 smashed into the back end at walmart! Dang red necks!

timo111 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:46

Same thing happened to me!! One of those 3$ pizzas wound up costing me 203$ in the end.

Irenectc 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:48

That is.bad ass ..u

Cali_Girl_Jess 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 9:46

yeah,because trucks are invincible from any damage...right...

arak_fml 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:32

That's what you get for going to Wal-Mart.

PYLrulz 17

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:15

Doesn't snopes have something on this?!?

dtm3 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:13

That is why I dont shop at walmart.

pip74205 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:58

The Walmart cameras may suck, but they should have seen the accident. The cops should be able to get a description of the vehicle from that. If the person shopped, they'll be able to find out what they look like. If they used a credit card, the cops can nail them. Assuming competency in the police.