Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual,...

By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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By nottoosmall - 03/04/2013 16:57 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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vanillamelody 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:08

Don't feel too badly about it... obviously a LOT more people have this same dilemma, seeing as how Walmart RAN OUT of small condoms!

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:03

ahahahah, not going to lie, I would have laughed to.

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Xrandomkrisx 7

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

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bmxwhiteboi 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:08

dude, viargra only helps you get it up, doesn't increase the size.

Okie7123 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:22

What? Is Advil part of your everyday diet so much that you need to buy it everytime you get food?! WTF?

wh4t3v3R 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 5:17

Its for all those headaches his girlfriend gets. Every night I suspect, just like my girlfriend.

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 5:19

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DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 6:08

Hey 64, tell your girlfriend that orgasms alleviate headaches, so she should shut up and lay down so you can help her with that.

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 15:38

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The_Pleb 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 18:46

I have three things to say about this situation.. 1. 1# Randomkris, your a retard 2. i wish i had your girlfriend she has a cool sense of humor 3. get a penis enlarger

PanixAtTheFallOu 0

Monday 5 April 2010 23:38

no hes just a dumbass. everyone else knows.

redsox4021 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 0:54

all of them are the same size they stretch to your hand to elbow only for ego booster and money

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

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Bansheethekilla 2

Thursday 3 December 2009 1:47

and your your incredibly retarded. it said his girlfriend not his wife.

Ooer 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:57

your your? I think you are the retard

PanixAtTheFallOu 0

Monday 5 April 2010 23:40

plus its youre not your. youre is the conjunction of you are. your is like it belongs to you.. ..dumbass

UnderstoodCat 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:46

It's a contraction, not a conjunction. ....Dumbass

captaincutie 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:42

This whole conversation is a fail ...

Daaniellee1234 8

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:03

ahahahah, not going to lie, I would have laughed to.

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 10:22

too *

LonghornsFan1 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:05

LOL now that deff sux

IsntThisAwkward 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:28

****.

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 6:25

****.

cbaidchris 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:19

too bad the face ruins it for everyone...

screammlouder 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:06

hahahaha, sorry dude.

vanillamelody 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:08

Don't feel too badly about it... obviously a LOT more people have this same dilemma, seeing as how Walmart RAN OUT of small condoms!

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Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:09

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haweb 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:21

Uh, I think wearing a condom that is too big for your penis would pretty much defeat the purpose.

theta_fml 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:44

@13 The difference between any two successive sizes of condoms is only a few millimeters of latex. It's almost insignificant, seeing as how most condoms can stretch to accommodate a good portion of a human arm. A medium size condom probably would have worked fine.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:59

Theta, actually, I've heard it increases the chances of it coming off, if you use a bigger size. Smaller size, increase of chances of it breaking.

haweb 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 11:30

Yeh, but the issue isn't a condom being big enough to fit his penis. It's the issue of being small enough. Most condoms may stretch around a human arm, but the condom isn't going to shrink around his penis. I would imagine that if he's wearing a condom bigger than what conforms to his penis well, it will increase the chances of it slipping off. More latex=more room=probably not good for intercourse.