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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?

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kirrat 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:35

I doubt this fml is true, no little girl would ever say that.

omglyktotally78 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:36

Wait, how dou know her age? Are you just guessing? I think you are. For some reason I find this FML a little hard to believe. Maybe you did cry but I doubt a little girl told you that. You probably added that in for kicks to try and make it a funnier FML. You should have told your age or something. Overall this isn't that great of an FML at all, and it might be fake. I don't understand some of the ones that have been getting thru lately. I've moderated ones a lot better than this. Congrats for getting your 15 min of fame though!

belgianwaffozz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:36

Really, UP is the saddest movie I've seen in a while, That little girl probably doesn't understand the concept of death yet. Wait till her probably starving pet dies and wave THAT in her face (:

SUCKSforYOUx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:36

hahahahahahahahahahahahah what a funny little girl =] its okay to cry

whomajigi 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:36

**** that girl, unless you were blubbering loudly or talking, who cares if you have emotions? THE HORRORS.

IronicMazza 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:37

That's what you get for bieng a pussy

catryn 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:39

I'm trying to imagine what would have happened in the 60s if a man had cried during "Shane" or "Old Yeller" and some kid had bad mouthed him. Oh right, the guy would have dried his tears, backhanded the child, and finished his movie.

amodelqueso 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:39

She was probably too young to actually get why it was sad then. Don't feel bad, Up made me almost cry man-tears as well.

omglyktotally78 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:41

#57 way to spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it yet. Stupid bitch

amodelqueso 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:43

Oh and 88, Pixar and Disney make their movies SEPARATELY. Even if Disney owns Pixar, Pixar makes their movies by themselves. Disney makes their movies by themselves. Like Bolt is Disney, Wall-E was Pixar. Pixar is THE MASTER of Animation. PIXAR wins the animated movie Oscar, not Disney.