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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

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On eggshells

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Making new friends

By Nnn - 11/07/2019 12:00

Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2015 10:42

Why not just tell you your collar was messed up? He secretly really did want a hug. Don't stress it :)

OysterPearls 33

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:44

The best way to start off a work day is with a hug!

Comments

willyjac 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:39

Mixed signals are a bitch

avx_fml 8

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:53

hey, he could have been giving you a hug, just when you hugged him back he made up an excuse not it make it...um.... more awkward.

mikepzz 27

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:48

A manly embrace never hurt anyone

this_ghetto 16

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:59

Lmao tell him off

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:50

He invaded your personal space first. No worries.

vikky538 28

Saturday 10 January 2015 14:57

a hug a day keeps the problems away...

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 10 January 2015 18:40

Just embrace the fact you hugged

Darkness_Hate 29

Saturday 10 January 2015 19:24

Remembers me of an episode of Friends when Rachel kissed her boss. Nothing big there op! :)

Danielvera212 4

Saturday 10 January 2015 19:29

LOL that was funny :)

ebadams311 10

Saturday 10 January 2015 20:15

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