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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Monday 2 February 2015 13:16

What the actual ****?

EverestMelting 23

Monday 2 February 2015 14:11

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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wingL 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:53

... why were you watching? the entire time too...?

sickmyduckplz 2

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:20

The scary part would be if you then went for lunch and found the same guy waiting on your table.

EclipseCandy6 24

Friday 6 February 2015 1:21

How long were watching..

RockLondon 3

Friday 6 February 2015 6:44

Why were you watching him in the first place?

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 4:18

it would be worse if you recognised him as your boss. and guy friends tell me this happens A LOT. though usually its in cubicles and not into the urinal.

mykeenblade 7

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:01

...and out of all the comments, nobody mentions the fart. Just wanted to point that out.

Jdlove2 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 15:17

Human evolution

jkasian48 15

Monday 9 March 2015 4:23

Why were you looking

thatonetribute 31

Monday 13 April 2015 15:33

I'm glad I'm not a dude.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 16 July 2015 6:06

Thanks for putting that image in my head. Now I'm staying away from public bathrooms.

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