By marcymoo - 11/03/2013 04:09 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
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oj101 33

You better wake him up when he's sleep-pee next time. I'd be pissed off too. Urine your rights to do that.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Seems like urine a bit of a pickle there.

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1crabbygirl 10

My husband has a friend who used to do that. I think he grew out of it, but he is still a real douche. That's all.

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onorexveritas 23

i know sonmeone who does that

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heyred 11

Could have been worse and been CMD: Compulsive Masturbation Disorder. SOA fans will understand.

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krystalrosia 8

That's hilarious but sucks at the same time.lolol

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SwordOfTheSky 4

My mom once told me that, when he was drunk, my dad pissed in their bedroom closet.

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hopebell 1

That is surprisingly common. My dad and uncle both do that.....but my dad only does it drunk. My dad once urinated in the washing machine and I had to run it like 5 timed before it stopped smelling like urine

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lokiitababii69 19

you might have to do what people do when helping kids stop wetting the bed and have him cut off any beverages 4 hours before bedtime and or discuss him getting a night catheter if he keeps doing it

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cherrycokelove 8

time for you to confess your boyfriend is a dog :'D

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