Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with...

By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 11:23 - Sweden

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

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HooHooHa 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

zingline89 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

Comments

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:40

I will defend adults liking Pokemon till the very end but this...this is just wrong. Brock? Really?

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:53

33- I agree that drawn breasts are usually so ridiculously proportioned, it just kills how well i can get into the show. However, don't tell me you've never gotten wet over giant, heaving bosoms. 45- No, you're right. Sleep more.