Intimacy: Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with...

By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

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By wispywee - 29/06/2011 17:47 - Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 11:23 - Sweden

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

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HooHooHa 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

zingline89 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

Comments

lux0rd 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:09

My sister always had a crush on Brock when she was younger and insisted she would marry him one day

wironandine 8

Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:50

Pathetic

AH1Zviper 15

Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:31

I'm not going to even try. You just deserve to be thumbed down.

TwiztedYuri 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:43

you sir had Jo childhood

tne201992 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:53

During my childhood, I always thought Brock's eyes were closed. Lol! I think it was because he was asian? Someone help me out here. lol!

Tepig 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:54

Brock's eyes are closed. He opened them in one episode.

carminecris89 13

Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:05

Wasn't Brock supposed to be 15? That's a little creepy...

emag_eht 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:56

Unless OP is also around that age. Not everyone who submits an FML is 18 and over.

madisonrose626 5

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:41

He was 18, Misty was 15, Ash was 12

Tepig 11

Thursday 18 October 2012 0:45

Actually, Brock is around 12-15 (I'm not really sure), Misty is 12, and Ash is 10 or 11 depending on which episode you're watching, though the newest seasons changed his age back to 10 for some reason.

lolipop1234_fml 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:05

Random question I have been wondering for ages? Is brock black or asian? I'm not trying to sound racist at all, but his eyes look Asian and his skin looks dark, but his dad looked the same so it wasn't like he was mixed race?

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:14

Well hey, you made Brock happy!

1R1X0X0 10

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:44

Was the dream in some kind of Anime style or did Brock become a real person? This bugs me most about this FML..

emag_eht 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:53

33- What ever happened to "to each his own"?

RogueWarrior869 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 13:10

Brock is 13 - 15. If you're around this age, you shouldn't be so focused on getting laid. If you're 18 and up, how did a young teen end up in your dream? His English voice doesn't make him sound his rightful age, at all, so I don't know if that had anything to do with it. Still, fyl.