Miscellaneous: Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class....

By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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BadKitty14 7

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:25

Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.

BrookieAnn 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...

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BadKitty14 7

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:25

Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.

mif_fml 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:41

Give 'em a wink.

gc327072 30

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:48

*wank

courtney680 17

Thursday 21 March 2013 2:21

What a creep ass

AKGirlinSD 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 7:57

I want to know if OP is a guy or a girl. Or am I the only curious one here? Either way, the creepy guy seems as if he hasn't gotten any action or is a sex addict. OP, change seats, if able.

BrookieAnn 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...

zandalee 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:42

Months of what? Wanking? ;)

BrookieAnn 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:33

I thought that was implied ;D haha feel bad for OP tho

GingerNinja7 17

Thursday 21 March 2013 1:34

That might not be good, #2, he might need more of OP if she talks to him

gotaplanstan 28

Thursday 21 March 2013 2:39

Last I checked OP's gender is unknown. The FML is much more interesting that way though anyways :p

joeyl1990 28

Tuesday 4 September 2018 14:24

why is that more interesting?

AKGirlinSD 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 8:00

Damnit #43, I just posted something similar about who is curious of the gender of OP. You beat me to it *shakes my fist in the air!

chelsearenaeee 16

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

Looks like you need a taser.

license2chill 5

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:42

Looks like someone wants some live actions

shorty6823 28

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

I think I'd rather deal with the immature giggling. At least that ends when the class does.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:22

What the hell kind of hint is staring at someone like that? Unless he thinks she (I can only presume) seems to be like a *****, that is.

dorworters 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 4:03

Saying "had to re-live" is a little immature itself, though. It seems as though you might have been the one giggling in middle school.

shorty6823 28

Thursday 21 March 2013 4:30

Had to re-live makes it sound painful

JustKittyKat 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:28

I'm sure he's glad you took the hint. ;)

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:24

What the hell kind of hint is staring at someone like that? Unless he thinks she (I can only presume) seems to be like a *****, that is.

TheChelseaSays 34

Thursday 21 March 2013 7:15

Saying it twice isn't going to make is like your comment #50.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 March 2013 12:08

Actually I'm only seeing one copy of my comment. When I entered it last night it didn't show up (even from refreshing), so I wrote again and it showed up.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 March 2013 15:02

Oh, I see. I didn't know I posted to the wrong comment the first time. My bad.

KingDead 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:29

I would make him feel just as uncomfortable!

wlddog 14

Thursday 21 March 2013 2:33

It usually helps if you pretend everyone else is the class is naked. No wait... That may help with something else. Ok, pretend YOU are naked. Yeah, that always works. You pretend you just got out of the shower and they are standing there with handcuffs and duct tape. Hmmm.... That may be bad advice as well. Perhaps you should just ignore them.

thosedogtags 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:31

I'd stare back, making the most horrible and horrifying facial expression ever. Trust me.. It works! They'll either think you're crazy or.. Well, crazy! Haha but in the end, he'll leave you alone!

PandaKitteh 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:52

The Jenna Marbles face.

thosedogtags 8

Thursday 21 March 2013 1:54

That's what I was getting at!(:

Mossears133 15

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:24

33- and when that doesn't work, turn into a velociraptor!

mangoboy1 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:33

How do you not laugh when the teacher says penis?

3rdbass 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:46

Because if you do that, no one's ever going to take it.

SaturnV 25

Thursday 21 March 2013 1:44

Sexual topics just become less awkward and embarrassing after you survive puberty (as difficult as that may be for anyone who is currently in puberty to believe). Additionally, lectures about these things in a scientific context are tend to be very clinical and mechanical - not humorous at all (unless the presenter is trying to be funny).